Consumption Junction What's your Function??

Part of a conversation that occurred when I was telling a friend that I was trying to cut back on my drinking:

M: What made you open a second bottle?
S: Um...because I finished the first one.

I couldn't have scripted this better if I tried....I'm a work in progress (tsk tsk- are you judging again?)

Take me drunk...I'm home (hiccup)! Happy Holidays... and uh....easy on the eggnog champ!